February 2012
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Does anyone else have minor panic attacks thinking...
Because I am in that mode currently and let me just say that IT BLOWS. I mean, I see all these posts and what have you about people going here there and everywhere to study abroad or go on ridiculous adventures doing cool things like helping people or just generally kicking the world’s ass. And I’m over here like, I went to Haiti once…for a week.. It was pretty cool. And everyone...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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estranges: When they look at you, their expression full of something that you can’t exactly put your finger on. Something like love and admiration and longing and tenderness merged together. Their eyes are as soft as rose petals, and the love they emit warms your heart as sunlight would your face. You sigh, wishing that you could capture this moment and jar it, preserve it forever. All you can...
Feb 19th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
Feb 13th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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Waking up sweating and shaking from a nightmare at...
Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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My life is fabulous. Fabulously average.
So this morning I was taking a shower. I was about midway into my daily shower routine when all of a sudden, the curtain drops. And I mean that oh so literally… The whole curtain, rod and all, came tumbling down in one swift motion and what do I do? I struck a pose. For my very empty bathroom. I liken the experience to when they turn elephants into pretty magician’s assistants or vice...
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 14th
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“I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when...”
– Lemony Snicket (The Beatrice Letters)
Jan 14th
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That awkward moment when you realize that if...
Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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